With Don Moses, Chris Ramsey, Ric Wharton, Callum, Al and Pete.
Pete was compere this week, and was not the best choice as he hates myspace. He's only got 5 friends, and that's counting Tom- the owner of myspace. He's friends with everyone on myspace. Pete suggested that when he sells the site to google we should all turn up at his california mansion. 'Who are you?' 'It's us Tom, your friends!'
Ric Wharton was back with an odd new form of masochism, wanting Jeremy Kyle to treat you like the dirty underclass scum you are!
Don Moses is too sensible (old?) for myspace, and anyway he's got real friends. Another great 5 minutes of new material, Don's going to have to come back soon to headline with his best bits, or take over the compere duties for a night- god knows we could do with a rest.
A few late cancelations meant we were a few acts short. No problem. Now that we have one compere, we have two of Newcastle's finest in constant reserve- Al and Cal stepped into the breach. Al's healthy lifestyle still has him drifting off the rails from time to time - we all get drunk and forget our keys, only Al could get drunk enough to forget his keys, break in, forget he's broken in and call the police to catch the burglar. Cal was still in full uniform, as he'd just finished work as a Michael Jackson impersonator. Alright postman. He admitted he'd once flipped on the round at a man for snapping his fingers, rather than just saying 'excuse me'. After a hail of abuse, Cal finally noticed that the guy'd had his voice box removed.
This did give Pete an excuse for hs trachiotomy version of Dolly Parton's Joline. Why do only country songs soung good like that?
Finishing off was Chris Ramsey with some brilliant tales of rowdy sheep, and the joys of being a media student- you can watch 'Back to the Future' and call it work. And why DOES someone in a time machine say 'Come on Marty, hurry!'
The competition was Geek's Film Club. We started you off with; 9 and a half geeks; Rear windows. DOS BOOT.- so there was plenty of room for improvement. The winner was American π -is equal to 3.1415926.
As I was compereing I didn't take as many notes as usual, if anyone remembers any more highlights please add comments.
No comments:
Post a Comment