Jumper Confusion, Gingers and Beans. Long Live Comedy 26th March!

Johnny Pelham kicked the night off with a brief education about onesies followed by a genius bit of material where he thought his jumper was inside out, but in fact wasn't.

Adam Hastings took to experimenting with wall leaning and interrogating the crowd about whether they thought Shearer was 'class' or not.

This happened.

Graham Oakes, the MC for the evening, struck up conversation with some late comers in the second section, one of which claimed to be called Mona Nicknaff, or something along those lines. Apparently she is the face of Gosforth Academy and can be seen on the side of buses, so there you go.

Andrea Whitaker began the second section helping the audience discover their ginger genes and was followed by fellow ginger John Hopkins. In what was now the "ginger" section of the show, John told jokes about, amongst others things, being ginger.

Olly lennard raised the energy in the room for the end of the section with his movie trailers, one of which was randomly created by an audience member and cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus.

Matt Tucker took to the stage and performed an unforgettable set. So unforgettable I thought, that I deemed it unnecessary to take any notes about it. Basically, you had to be there. Oh wait, yes, he did a bit about porn, it's all coming back to me now. I'll try this again.

Matt Tucker took to the stage and enlightened the audience to the trials of watching too much porn. He did other stuff as well.

Closing the night was Fernando who brought a truly unique ending to the night. Highlights include the question about clouds and the bit with the beans. Again, you really had to be there. So if you weren't there, make sure you don't miss out again and come along.

This happens (not precisely like this) every Tuesday at the Dog and Parrot.